Let's Play A Game

What better way to celebrate the birth of this great nation than spoiled grapes and ending friendships over a hand of 'cards against humanity'?

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Come over and drink wine and play games this coming Saturday, July 2nd, as a kick-off to Independence Day weekend.  Let's start around 7?  If anyone wants to come early and go swim or soak in the hot tub, you're welcome to come around 5 and get wet with me.

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I might make some sort of food.  History suggests there will be food.

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Now for a little Q & A, because who doesn't love a good Q & A section on an invitation?

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Q: What should I bring?

A: Whatever your dark little heart desires.  Maybe no babies, though.  I've found babies to be notorious cheats during game night and they can't hold their liquor for shit.

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Q: What games do you have?

A: There are the usual: Cards Against Humanity, What Do You Meme, Twister, Jenga, a never-before-played box of Charty Party, Telestrations, Pictionary... and the list goes on.  Feel free to drop me a message and ask if there's a specific game you're wondering about.  I may or may not make it over to my games to find out if I have it.  And even then, sometimes I lie about stuff.  Don't I?

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Q: Can I bring a friend?

A: First you need to find a friend.  And also, who is this friend?  Is it a baby?  Because then, no.  If it's not a baby and they're worse than me at games, then yes.

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Q: Will there be cash and prizes?

A: Look in the mirror and repeat after me: "*I* am all the cash and prizes I need."  And there you have it.  You've already won at life.  Now just come and have some fun.  And slaps.  I'll probably try to convince people to play for slaps.  When that fails, I may just start slapping people.

 

 Look forward to seeing/slapping you on Saturday!